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Why don’t friends ever play hide and seek?
Because good friends can’t hide anything from each other!
My friend asked me, “What’s the secret of your friendship?”
I said, “We’re both too lazy to find new friends.”
Friends are like Wi-Fi.
Sometimes they disappear… but when they’re back, they act like nothing happened!
I told my friend I was cold.
He said, “Go stand in the corner.”
I asked why.
He said, “Because it’s 90 degrees there!”
A true friend is someone who says “call me anytime”…
And then keeps the phone on silent.
My best friend and I are the perfect combo:
One is always hungry, the other is always tired.
Friend: “Can you keep a secret?”
Me: “Of course.”
Friend: “I like someone.”
Me: “OMG who?? Tell me!!”
Good friends don’t let you do stupid things…
Alone.
I asked my friend for their honest opinion.
Now we are no longer friends.
A friend is someone who knows all your embarrassing moments…
And still brings them up every chance they get!