Teacher: Why didn’t you do your homework?
Student: Because I don’t have a home, I live in a house.
Dad: How was your test today?
Kid: It was easy!
Dad: Really?
Kid: Yeah, I didn’t answer a single question.
Teacher: Can you tell me what a pronoun is?
Student: A noun that gets paid.
Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?
Student: 10 cakes and 2 angry friends.
Mom: What are you doing on your phone during study time?
Kid: Research!
Mom: On what?
Kid: How to convince parents to let me use my phone.
Mom: Why did you put your homework in the freezer?
Kid: I wanted to have some cool answers.
Teacher: What do you call a student who doesn’t like homework?
Student: Happy!
Mom: Why aren’t you studying?
Kid: The Wi-Fi is down.
Mom: You don’t need Wi-Fi to study!
Kid: Yes, I do. Google knows everything!
Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water?
Student: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O.
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Student: Yesterday, you said it’s H to O.
Teacher: If I had 6 apples in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would I have? Student: Big hands!
Mom: Did you finish your history assignment?
Kid: Yes, I’m a time traveler now.
Mom: What?
Kid: I went back in time and handed it in yesterday.