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🐶😂 Animal Funny Jokes

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🐱 1. Cat Joke

Why did the cat sit on the computer?
Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse! 😸🖱️


🐶 2. Dog Joke

What do you call a dog that can do magic?
A Labracadabrador! 🪄🐕


🐵 3. Monkey Joke

Why don’t monkeys play cards in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs! 🐆🤣


🐮 4. Cow Joke

Why did the cow want a break?
Because it was udderly tired! 🐄😆


🐔 5. Chicken Joke

Why did the chicken join the band?
Because it had the drumsticks! 🥁🐔


🐣 6. Egg Joke

Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
They might crack each other up! 😂🥚


🦁 7. Lion Joke

What do you call a lion wearing a fancy hat?
A dandy-lion! 👒🦁


🐧 8. Penguin Joke

Why don’t penguins like talking to strangers?
Because they find it ice-breaking! ❄️🐧


🐘 9. Elephant Joke

Why don’t elephants use computers?
Because they’re scared of the mouse! 🐘🖱️🤣


🐢 10. Turtle Joke

Why was the turtle late to school?
Because it shell-ttered behind! 🐢⌛😄

 

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